This scene is so down home ordinary, you might feel like you just stepped into your neighbor’s house at just the right time. That is, if the right time involves catching a glimpse of his naked girlfriend sucking him off in his favorite easy chair. Her technique is slow and considerate, softly tonguing his balls and working diligently on the head of his cock. She even invokes the slightest amount of teeth to mix things up. She may not be the hottest of girls, but she makes up for it in quality. And hey, not only will she let you finish on he face, she likes it right in the eye!

Man, they must have seen punk rock slut Sushi coming when she came in the shop looking for cheap lingerie, ’cause they sent her out with out with some of the most unappealing sleazy neon lime-green underwear ever manufactured; stuff even a colorblind Valley Girl from 1983 would turn her nose up at! Fortunately she takes that mess off right away. Or maybe not so fortunately. Damn! One thing is certain: watching Sushi bend her spotty ass over for one guy while she tickles Dave Hardman’s dog with her nose ring is sure to not only put you off sticking your prick in tattooed punk rock skanks, but it may ruin the possibility of your ever enjoying Japanese cuisine again!

After Sushi checks out her punk rock flattop in the mirror, she decides to shave it all off - perhaps so that no one will recognize her as the skank who’s been doing all the DPs in seedy no-budget porn with lousy sound. Ah, but the hideous lingerie is a dead giveaway, with ‘peek-a-boo’ panties revealing things no one out there REALLY wants a peek at. Things only become more unpleasant once she breaks out the baby oil and lathers herself in it from head to toe. I feel certain most viewers will agree that surely there are babies’ asses out there far more deserving of this precious oil!

I’m not sure what trailer park they pulled this strawberry blonde mom-to-be out of, but judging from her fine tattoo collection and that baby swelling up her belly, I have a feeling she’s one of the more - ahem! - POPULAR ladies on the lot. Here’s hoping the cash she’s making from the porno shoot goes a long way toward taking care of all the essentials for both mother and child; namely, diapers and formula for the little one, and cigarettes and six packs for mom!